Baby I'm A Sinner novel Chapter 42

"Well well." He slurred. Great. He was drunk too. Which meant that he would be throwing up if he started smoking cigarettes since he got high like an hour earlier.

"You're a great kisser." I told Lucas, ignoring Noah who stepped between us and went to lean against the wall.

"Better than Noah?" Lucas asked.

"I never kissed Noah." I said.

"You haven't?"

"I kissed her other lips." Noah told him Lucas whistled.

"Well blimey." He exclaimed.

"Oh shut up Lucas."

"But seriously what was going on here? Did I interrupt something?"

"No."

"Where's Luke? Got in a fight?"

"No, he's just annoying."

"What did he do now?"

"He thinks we're going to have sex tonight."

"And you don't want to?" Noah asked as he finished lighting up his cigarette.

"I don't think so. Especially since sex is the only thing he's been talking about for days. He's obsessed."

"So why don't you want to fuck him?" Lucas asked.

"Because she's a virgin. And he has a small dick."

"He doesn't have a small dick." I argued.

"Smaller than mine."

"Yours is a fucking python, shut up." Lucas told him.

"How would you know?" I asked.

They exchanged looks.

"Tell me!"

"We had a threesome once, no big deal. Now back to you-"

"Wait. You had a threesome? As in two guys one girl?"

"No, three guys. With Harry." Noah told me and I couldn't help but find that idea incredibly hot.

"Oh my God."

Noah wiggled his eyebrows and Lucas rolled his eyes.

"So what are you going to do if you don't want to fuck tonight?" he asked.

"I don't know?"

"You can come stay in my room if you want." Noah suggested.

"Why would I want to stay in the same room you're fucking some random girl in?"

"I just fucked a girl in the bathroom. I think I'm good for the night. Fuck, I'm going to be sick-"

And then he turned around and completely threw his guts up on the ground.

"That's gross." I said once he finished, standing up.

Lucas handed him a gum and Noah smiled, claiming that he felt a lot better now that he'd vomited.

"Never drink alcohol and smoke weed. I thought you learned your lesson." Lucas scolded him and Noah shrugged, coming to sit on the steps behind me.

He pulled at my hair as he continued smoking.

"Stop it! I sweat to God, it's like you're three years old."

"I thought I was a grandpa?" he asked grinning.

"You're so annoying."

He laughed and then blew smoke right into my face.

"Oh my God." I groaned.

"You know that if you blow smoke in someone's face it means you want to fuck them, right?" Lucas said.

"I know." Noah told him, not looking away from him.

I shook my head and finished my cigarette before I threw it away, automatically putting itself out in the snow.

"You've got snow on your head." I told Noah before I reached out to shake it out.

"I think I got some snow in my underwear too, would you mind checking?" he asked and I choked because what even.

"They bring out the food in an hour, you have to wait."

"I don't think I can."

"Fuck. Okay."

I looked up to spot Jake. I saw him dancing with Emma and waved him over quickly. He obliged and soon he was standing next to me, asking what he could do to help.

"Can you run to the store a block away to get him some crisps? He's going to throw up soon. Or pass out."

"Sure babe. I'll take Harry with me."

"Okay. Thanks."

He smiled and called Harry over, before they left me with Luke.

"You're a mess babe." I told him and he smiled, pulling me sideways on his lap.

"I'm sorry. I haven't been drunk in a long time."

"You okay?"

"Mhm."

I stroked I face before I leaned down to press a quick kiss to his lips.

"Maybe I should get you to bed?" I asked him and he nodded, pouting. "But who'll dance with you?"

"Jake. Emma. I'll find someone, don't worry. C'mon, give me the key."

He looked through his pocket and gave it to me once he found it.

"Up, come on."

He stood up and wrapped an arm around my shoulder, leaning into me, almost knocking me over.

"Is everything okay?" Noah asked, coming towards me with Lucas on his heels.

"Yeah no. I need to get Luke into his room he's really drunk and needs to rest."

"I'll take him." He offered and both Lucas and him took one of Luke's arms, putting them around their necks.

"Thanks."

We met Harry and Jake at the entrance, who handed me the crisps. There was an awkward moment between Lucas and Harry before I asked them to finally start moving again so Luke wouldn't pass out yet.

The room was on the fourth floor, and as soon as we got in, Luke collapsed on his back on the bed and closed his eyes.