Don't Mess with the Girl with Candy novel Chapter 1443

"Deal."

Harold pushed him away. As a doctor, he was a bit of a germaphobe and didn't like people touching him.

"The person I like is..."

Completely unaware of the gravity of what he was about to say, Kurt smiled goofily, "Instructor Ebony Fox."

"Mhm."

Harold gave a noncommittal hum, but a second later it registered. "Who do you like?"

"Instructor Ebony Fox." Just mentioning her name made Kurt blush. "But she seems to really hate me. She kicks my ass all day long."

If he slacked off during training, he'd get scolded like a child.

Harold pinched the bridge of his nose, his head buzzing.

Kurt actually liked his sister.

Juniper had married his older brother, and now the younger cousin liked Ebony Fox...

Hah.

If this actually worked out, would Ebony Fox have to call that fox Shanley her brother-in-law?

Or would Shanley call Ebony Fox his sister-in-law?

What a mess of a family tree.

"Harold," Kurt took another gulp of liquor, crying as if his heart were shattered. "Tell me, how can I win her heart?"

That woman's heart was as hard as stone.

"I don't know."

After a moment's thought, Harold slowly spat out those three words.

He couldn't even put out the fire in his own backyard, let alone help someone else.

Besides—

If he knew how to win a woman's heart, he wouldn't be on the verge of getting dumped.

"Harold, I'm so miserable." Kurt kept chugging his drink, acting like he'd suffered the greatest heartbreak in history.

Harold checked the time. He'd been out for nearly an hour.

He wondered how the little cripple was doing at home.

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