Don't Mess with the Girl with Candy novel Chapter 1878

Over the next few days, Coralie spent her time actively ruining Jimmie's life by crashing in Luella's bed. The two women stayed up late discussing everything from long legs and tiny waists to six-packs and firm glutes.

"Ahhh! I am officially declaring you my soulmate!"

Luella clung to Coralie, hugging her tightly, wishing they had met years ago.

"Awww~" Coralie hugged her right back, planting a massive kiss on her cheek. "I can't believe you've been hiding such high-quality eye candy over here! Ahhh..."

"Shhh!"

Luella quickly slapped a hand over Coralie's mouth, glancing nervously toward the study, absolutely terrified Jimmie might hear them.

"This is nothing. I used to have an even better stash, but your overbearing brother confiscated it all." Luella punched the sofa in sheer frustration.

"What?!" Coralie immediately took her side, slamming her hand on the table in righteous fury. "Is Jimmie really that much of a tyrant?"

"Mhm." Luella pulled a pitiful, dramatic expression. "I had to sneak these past him. If he finds out, I'm dead."

"Got it."

Coralie nodded obediently, and the two huddled back together, thoroughly analyzing the abs of various young celebrities.

"Ahhh..."

"This one's gorgeous. This one right here..."

"But don't you think his abs look kind of photoshopped?"

"No way." Luella blinked, blushing faintly as she whispered, "Jimmie's look exactly like that. They're ridiculously perfect."

If she hadn't seen and felt them for herself, she would have assumed they were fake too.

"What about your pretty boy?" Luella prodded curiously.

Coralie paused, a faint flush creeping up her cheeks as she muttered, "A little better than these guys."

Mainly because Channing's proportions were absolutely flawless, with perfectly developed muscle mass exactly where it mattered.

He could easily put any of these trending stars to utter shame.

"Girl, you hit the jackpot," Luella said, raising her hand for a high-five.

"Right back at you," Coralie said, smacking her hand against Luella's.

"Hahahaha..."

The two collapsed into giggles, their laughter echoing throughout the living room.

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