Don't Mess with the Girl with Candy novel Chapter 1628

"Uh."

Luella blinked, remembering last night's events. Blushing, she quickly backtracked, "Just joking! Even if Juniper agreed, that old fox wouldn't."

Jimmie chuckled helplessly, taking his wife's hand.

Juniper lazily opened her eyes, seeing her radiant self in the mirror.

Although the makeup was a glamorous style, it looked incredibly flawless and sheer.

Her hair was styled elegantly, topped with a solid gold phoenix hairpin, its tassels swaying, lively yet luxurious.

Word was, this phoenix hairpin was passed down from Hannah's mother-in-law.

It was handed down to Miranda, who then gifted it to Juniper.

Simply put, an absolute family heirloom.

"Ms. Payne, is there anything you'd like me to adjust?"

The makeup artist asked respectfully.

"It's perfect." Juniper rarely wore makeup, so all she knew was whether it looked good or not. "Thank you."

"You're welcome." The makeup artist actually blushed. "You have such an amazing canvas, Ms. Payne. We didn't even need concealer; doing your makeup was a breeze."

For others, makeup was a disguise; for her, it was an enhancement.

Before makeup, she had a gorgeous face.

After makeup, it was an even more breathtaking face.

"Let's try on the wedding gown."

After Theia spoke, someone wheeled the clothing rack in.

The traditional gown was a stunning masterpiece, tailored to fit her perfectly and adorned with sapphires.

The intricate dragon and phoenix patterns on the fabric were vivid and majestic.

The dress hugged the girl's graceful waist, the skirt flaring out beautifully.

As she sat on the bed, she looked like a heavily retouched painting, so beautiful it almost felt unreal.

"So beautiful."

Coralie stared at her with starry eyes, leaning in. "Let me give you a kiss."

"Don't!"

Ebony Fox yanked her back, looking very serious. "Her makeup is fresh, don't smudge it!"

"Fine."

Coralie checked the time. There were still three hours before the groom arrived for the pre-wedding challenges.

"Knock knock—"

Just then, Melvin led Janet in. "Juniper, did you see the news?"

[Holy crap, I knew the Goddess was amazing, but I didn't know she was THIS amazing.]

[Mother of God, my brain is short-circuiting. Are you saying all these identities belong to ONE person?]

[She's already a genius prodigy and a perfect-score valedictorian. Is having these titles really that surprising?]

[What's surprising is that these top-tier global associations and organizations made dedicated Twitter posts to wish her a happy marriage and pinned them!]

How many people in the world received that kind of honor?

[I finally understand why the headline says 'marries down'. Bagging a wife this incredible... Shanley, you lucky bastard!]

[From this day forth, Shanley and I are mortal enemies for stealing my wife.]

[Poster above, don't delete that if you've got guts.]

[Poster above: Deleted.]

[I screenshot it and DM'd it directly to Mr. Schwartz.]

[Poster above: ?]

As she was reading,

Twitter crashed entirely.

Juniper, the person of the hour, was forcibly logged out.