Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem novel Chapter 1441

Keaton put his phone away, pushed open the sliding glass door, and walked back into the living room from the balcony.

Alicia was still crying, tears streaming down her face, looking absolutely miserable.

Keaton glanced at her swollen, red eyes and handed her a tissue.

“Come on, enough with the tears. Wipe your face. I’ll take you to the hospital and have your injuries checked out first.”

Alicia took the tissue, sobbing even harder.

“Babe, you have to stand up for me! I only hit her by accident, but she hit me on purpose!”

Keaton was blunt.

“I’ll take responsibility for what you did to Winona, but as for standing up for you? That’s not happening.”

Alicia looked at him through blurry eyes, “Why not?”

Keaton replied,

“Because I’m your boyfriend, I’ll take care of the consequences—Winona’s medical bills, any time off work, and whatever emotional distress she claims. I’ll cover it all, you don’t have to worry.”

“But fighting your battles for you? Not a chance.”

Alicia felt even more wronged. “But she hit your girlfriend! Aren’t you going to do something?”

Keaton said, “If she’d just hit you out of nowhere, I’d have her head on a platter. But she had a reason—because you threw the first punch.”

“Girlfriend or not, you can’t just go around hitting people.”

Alicia protested, “I didn’t just hit her for nothing!”

Keaton sighed. “Alright, here’s your one shot at telling the truth. Spill it—what really happened between you and Winona?”

Alicia tried to wriggle out of it.

“I don’t have anything against her! I acted out because of you! Why do you believe her and not me? I’m your girlfriend!”

Keaton’s voice was calm, but cold. “I’m only going to ask one more time. What’s really going on between you and Winona?”

Alicia’s eyes darted, but she held her ground.

“There’s nothing! I hit her because of a misunderstanding. I acted on impulse, that’s all.”

Keaton exhaled, his eyes narrowing.

“Alicia, do you think you’re smarter than Winona? Or smarter than me?”

Alicia hesitated, “Babe…”

He showed her the completed transfer on his phone.

“We’re done, Alicia. From now on, you can’t call me ‘babe’ anymore.”

Alicia was in full-blown panic, her lips trembling.

She couldn’t believe Keaton was actually serious—breaking up just like that!

And that thirty grand… Sure, it was a lot compared to what most people made in two years.

But for Keaton’s girlfriend? It was peanuts.

Keaton was always generous—every ex of his had at least six figures spent on her.

And she only got thirty grand?

Alicia was furious.

“I don’t want it! I don’t want your money. I really love you, I just want to be with you, please—”

Keaton’s eyes narrowed.

“If you really don’t want it, I’ll just take it back. And then you’ll get nothing.”